Me at 8 years old talking to my mom so she would see me at the McDonald's games:

When you watch the videos your little cousin watches

Tremendo cochino

...

*My family asks me to fix the internet*

Me, the expert:

The Real End Game #FreeSchlep

Me at 3 in the morning looking for the blanket because I was cold:

Absolutely cinema ✋🗿🤚

"china is love china is life"

When a gentleman lets me cross the street: