Me at 8 years old talking to my mom so she would see me at the McDonald's games:

Tremendo cochino

When my mom makes us clean the house and I see that the one who makes all the mess isn't doing anything:

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*My family asks me to fix the internet*

Me, the expert:

The Real End Game #FreeSchlep

When you watch the videos your little cousin watches

Esto ya se salió de control en Roblox 💀👀

Disfrutando de una Pepsi Crystal de hace 20 años

Me at 3 in the morning looking for the blanket because I was cold: