"But not anymore. Poverty, overpopulation, corruption now plauge the world of Scratch. But that's not the worst part. AI has now taken over Scratch and is now doing everything for kids, so the result is that kids are now becoming dumb. But," vowed The Fogotten Sprite, "I will not let this continue. I will end Scratch once and for all."

(A bit overkill, but probably necessary)