"Alright boys, let's do this one last time, shall we?
My name is Funter A. More, I was attacked by a bunch of radioactive plastic spiders, and for the past 2 years, I've been the one, and hopefully only, Spiderplay!
You know the rest, needed to go into hiding because my head grew fangs, legs and fur
Moved in with a guy with a crystal growing out of his head, a ghost, a fish, a blob of black slime- Okay, only now I realized how weird that sounds
Regardless, Goiás doesn't really like me, probably because my kind were used for soldiers in the War of the Thousands, but you knew that, you paid attention in history class
Now you're probably wondering, how the hell do I deal with all this crap at the same time?... yeah, I'd like to know too"
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