Hey guys,
This is my first devlog post here. Generally, my retarded browser forced me to write this thing twice. This makes me want to kill myself. But enough of that, let’s get to the game itself.

As you might expect, the game will be for free. You will be able to play this frustrating piece of garbage for… ABSOLUTELY FREE! Yeah.

At the time of writing this post my RPG framework is performing flawlessly. I mean, for a first Game Maker project it’s surprisingly cool. After playing around in Unity, and coding my own game engine I can tell you, that Game Maker is by far easiest program to use when making 2D games.

Ok, now let’s see what we have in that little project file i have here.. For now the game includes not one, not two but five different locations to explore. Since I don’t wat to spoil this amazing game I won’t reveal them for now.

Let’s continue to the characters:

That little guy here is koopa. He suffers severe brain damage, which results in heavy mental retardation. He’s dumb like a brick.

The guy we see here is Eggman. He’s our main character. Just like koopa, he’s retarded, but a little bit smarter than brick.

This is AA1A, koopa’s boat. It’s also smarter than brick.

I think it’s a good stopping point, cya in the next devlog post.