Android beggars, rejoice. February 12th

To those who keep asking for an android port, I took 15 whole minutes out of my day to put one together for you.

I think it's ready to drop, whaddya reckon? 🤣

P.S. You've been pranked by the Prank Patrol.

In celebration of 39's 7th anniversary, I've decided to give you all a small taste of Impurity with a short demo.

We got trophies in FNBF2, before FNBF1, before GTA VI.

Coming Soon.

Tis' the season to be naughty! Jump into Five Nights With 39 for the fucked up yearly Xmas event, don't let the bunny open his present early! Also you may wanna get a new turkey..

I procrastinate in the worst ways possible...

A few extra goodies for Night 7.

Lite version on an Opel Smart J5, a device designed for seniors. Android 12, 1.4GHz quad core, 2GB RAM.

20+ sec load times, lots of random freezes requiring a wait for the game to respond, but still playable.

Your phone can't get any worse than this one.

Current state of game development. ;)

v1.2 Quality of Life Update - Out Now. (Patch Notes below)