Me if making analog horror parodies with Pizza as the main focus was a job:

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When they slandering your team and you're about to leave it at they're right but then you realize that they slander your team in 99% of their posts so you can fire back at them for being unoriginal:

Backrooms director "Kane Parsons" trapped me in the backrooms

Here's proof

Jax, I know we don't get along, but there seems to be some guy named Alex with fancy pants

Our battle will be legendary

"Yeah so my whole thing is that I'm a stupid idiot and I'm on the internet"

This video made me realize the problem with my music

Who is this?

AHOY THERE MATIES!!! STRAP UP YE SELFS BECAUSE WE ARE GOING ON AN ADVENTURE TO FIND THE ANOTHER NIGHT AT ALEX'S UPDATE!!!