Me if making analog horror parodies with Pizza as the main focus was a job:

Our battle will be legendary

Backrooms director "Kane Parsons" trapped me in the backrooms

Here's proof

Who is this?

The

Fortnite Pomni:

Jax, I know we don't get along, but there seems to be some guy named Alex with fancy pants

When they slandering your team and you're about to leave it at they're right but then you realize that they slander your team in 99% of their posts so you can fire back at them for being unoriginal:

"Yeah so my whole thing is that I'm a stupid idiot and I'm on the internet"

AHOY THERE MATIES!!! STRAP UP YE SELFS BECAUSE WE ARE GOING ON AN ADVENTURE TO FIND THE ANOTHER NIGHT AT ALEX'S UPDATE!!!