If y'all wanna what happened to every "Alexfancypants.exe" or just any of my EXEs, they all died. I killed them yesterday because I no longer do "EXE" shit.

Peacock users when their ads are suddenly interrupted by a movie:

I have the chance to do one of the funniest things ever

Finished

How Zoophile mf's look at you when you tell them that animals cannot consent, you can't marry dogs, and cats are not sex toys:

Rough Trace Part 1

Okay

HOW TF DID SCHOLASTIC FIND OUT HOW TO WHITEWASH CHARACTERS THAT ARE ALREADY WHITE!??!?!?!?

Some random employee for Astronomer Inc at the Coldplay concert looking over at the kiss cam to see his boss getting caught cheating on his wife:

Rough Trace Part 2

The servers Gamejolt really needs instead of the ones they have now: