Me if making analog horror parodies with Pizza as the main focus was a job:

Who is this?

When

Finished

Another Night At Alex's is cancelled now

Rough Trace Part 1

When they slandering your team and you're about to leave it at they're right but then you realize that they slander your team in 99% of their posts so you can fire back at them for being unoriginal:

Cool

Rough Trace Part 2

"Yeah so my whole thing is that I'm a stupid idiot and I'm on the internet"