ok so recently I posted a tierlist based on What characters could beat uncle samsonite and Some people thought that other characters in the game could beat him

obviously,you can have your own opinion that could be true but I feel like Some people are really misunderstanding his strength.

this is just my opinion on how Stronger then everyone else he is Which is probably Scuffed anyways.

if you want a more Longer,detailed And something that overall Just Goes over it all better, go here. They do a way better job at uncle samsonite then I do https://karsfightingring.blogspot.com/2025/03/fresh-sans-vs-uncle-samsonite-kars.html

alright so kicking things off,let’s go over some of his actual stuff he does in the show

please forgive me if the gifs do not work.

this speed feat (if the gif even works)

In the episode,you can see Uncle samsonite dodge Two smg’s Bullets which were field With one of his only weaknesses by teleporting.

realistically this would never even be possible considering how fast bullets are and how slow it is for him to teleport. But hey this is a story about a pig who haunts kids dreams By dancing do you think this would be taken seriously?

anyways,after some debatably poor research,I found that this should put him as subsonic,more or less. and after some more research,this would make Him the same speed as scp 096 which is pretty cool ig

This other feat (gif probably doesn’t work again)

Ok so,I’m a little Puzzled on if the holy one is actually using holy weapons,but considering his name and how it looked in pretty sure it was. Anyways this shows uncle samsonite getting struck by a holy weapon. Idk if this actually does anything to his scaling and he was pretty hurt afterwards,but I mean It sure is something

this one that I actually found a gif for

ignore the person that I don’t know Over the guy that summoned uncle samsonite but here He’s shown To throw him away pretty far. I expect this to be at least small or large town level but I’m not sure. This means he could do that to any pillar chase character with human proportions,such as rosemary and Baldi. I’m not sure about if he could do this with larger monsters like mx Or ao oni,But he can use body manipulation very effectively so I think he could just warp his hands to their size,but I’ll talk more about that now

Now I wanna get into something that Is pretty Integral to uncle samsonite which is:

his body manipulation

Im just gonna show some stuff where he did this And to the affect that he did so just Look at these ig

His wincons against other monsters

Uncle sam has some pretty big cons,in and outside of pillar chase

one,He Could make it so nobody could even get close to him for a couple seconds with beat lay down,and that also gives him a good advantage to do whatever with the monster (no diddy)

The most obvious one is his domain. In the show the doors in there take Him to Litterally anywhere on Earth,so if someone was sent there it’d be pretty hard to find him (unless your like pcx or something). However in pillar chase there’s only a couple doors you can try and enter other then thousands,but since this is based more off the show Then I think the same thing would apply.

probably isn’t a big one but he can climb on walls so he’d probably be able to get pretty far away

and finally NO one could match his moves….oh my god he’s glorious

now that we’ve ran over uncle samsonite,what about the other monsters?

ok I’m just gonna say it now,rosemary and Baldi are cooked. Most of the others could do a little bit whilst others would give him a run for his money. (If your wondering why I didn’t put Fuwatti as cooked,he actually travelled back in time in the ao oni anime)

Some Characters I saw getting brung up about how they could beat him are MX and PCX. Firstly,Pcx is absolutely cooked,ok? Since he’s a take on The original Story of sonic.exe and presumably the game,The game sonic.exe or crimson X’s best feat was that he could create lightning and Not much else. To put it simply,he’s a big fish in a small pond. Not a god. Anyways MX does stand a pretty good chance against him But still kinda cooked. My friend @AnimejamesonReal said that he could do more since he was based on mario. first,the mario MX was using as a vessel was the original one from SMB and lost worlds. That one is really weak and is nothing compared to modern mario,But anyways,I guess one of MX’s things is that He can break blocks that SMB Mario couldn’t so that’s something I guess. Still he couldn’t catch up to a child And I doubt his speed could match to samsonite so mx can hold this L.

But what about the characters who do stand a shot against samsonite?

I was actually expecting there to be a lot less to Get a good debate with him but there kinda are. It’s mainly The upcoming characters but I found Ao oni to be up there too. Gorefield would be a pretty strong contender and I don’t really think I need to explain why. He can turn into god,for…well…gods sake. Tricky the clown (yes he’s upcoming) Is also Pretty debatable and I don’t think I need to explain why. Ao oni is pretty weird since He doesn’t really look strong but,I know I keep on glazing this but…

HES MADE CRACKS IN THE EARTH

Anyways,that’s where I’d like to end this. But before I go,here’s something

Tada! An updated tierlist.

the only reason I put gorefield in there is because all gorefield types could be considered as just one gorefield,which includes godfield who is just straight up god.

I would’ve put fog and Jeff in there too but they were losses anyways. Lemme go through why their there rq

Ok,so,Fogborn is from Minecraft and can kill Steve which is pretty big considering the Minecraft novels snd such. He also Has an official appearance in a dwellers mod in the bedrock addons,And the Minecraft movie addon is also on there so technically he gets Minecraft movie scaling. (Fogborn jockey!)

Jeff Is pretty simple. He has multiple Stories and it’s difficult to decide which one is the definitive Jeff the killer. The 2008 one? 2011? The remaster contest? Pastras rewrite? Idk.