I know I have charged several dollars/euros/rocks so you can play even just a minute of this game, but I will let you know that I have changed. Although I am rich beyond measure and have bought every jet in existence to flaunt my wealth, I have realised that being the greatest on this earth can be lonely, and watching poor people cry can become boring after a while.

For you see, yesterday, which was the 20th january of 1949, I was walking around the lowly peasant town in my gucci suit out of diamonds, and spotted some dying trash. i kicked them of course, because how dare they die in my presence! But then suddenly, the protagonist of the Wandering Monster arrived and said "I like eating trash!" and I was shocked. A protagonist willing to eat trash! such a shock! That's when I changed. And I have decided to make this game free.

So download the game for free now or miss out!!