Specimen 1
Name: badtime bart
Height:4ft 5in
Weight:75 lbs
Status: aggressive
Head researcher:manfred scotts
Day 1

Manfred: The badtimes arrived at the facility today they were introduced to their rooms and they all seem to have adapted quickly. Each badtime is on a different floor and in the center of the room is a caged off area where an elevator moves up and down. This way we can talk with them in their rooms. There are two reasons why we have it structured this way one is so that we can observe the badtimes in a more comfortable state and 2 when the researchers are watching them from a cage it makes them feel like they are in control and that we are guests in their house thus making them feel more comfortable in their environment. Our first specimen is badtime bart. Let the interview begin.

The interview

Manfred: Badtime bart was interesting to say the least one of his most distinguishing characteristics is his thick Scottish accent. Here are the results of the interview
hello there

Badtime bart: what who’s there

Manfred: it is only me a friendly researcher I just want to talk

Badtime bart: okay here's all your gonna get out o me PISS OFF

Manfred: please there has to be a--

Badtime bart: ye got any booze

Manfred: pardon?

Badtime bart: perhaps you didn't hear me BOOOOOOOOOOZE, ALCOHOL, SCOTCH ANYTHING THAT CAN MAKE ME FORGET I’M IN A NEW PRISON

Manfred: I am sorry but I would rather do the interview with you being sober

Badtime bart: well than I return to me previous statement PISS OFF YE WEE LASS

Manfred: wait what do you mean a new prison?
Badtime bart: my original maker did not treat me or the others well hell I was just a wee jester to that fool and his friends, ye know you life is f#cked up when ye have to pray to whatever being is in tha sky that your master passes out drunk so that you can grab any scraps of food he left on the table just to survive

Manfred: oh I see I am sorry you had to go through that

Badtime bart: aye

Manfred: listen I promise you that we do not want to hurt you here we just want to learn about you

Badtime bart: well here's what you should learn from this day if you want to talk bring booze or at least a willing lass

Manfred: wait why would I- oh my god

Badtime bart: well that's all for today go back to wherever ye came from

Manfred: are you sure there is nothing else you want to say you can tell me anything

Badtime bart: well unless you can bring me one of me favorite things booze,lassies,or me old grenade launcher than we have nothing else to speak about

Manfred: wait what? A grenade launcher?

Badtime bart: ya me maker wanted to make up for my outstanding uselessness by giving me a weapon probably the best thing that crooked donkey did in his life. Anyway I believe I made myself clear when I said PISS OFF

Interview end

Bookworm's notes
Badtime bart is quite the character. He is the most vulgar and rude of the bunch always demanding something to indulge in I ask him why he is like this and he just responds “the quicker I forget the better I will be” whatever that means, unfortunately he has very few powers with his only one being his curved hook like claws. He carries around a grenade launcher and prefers to use it over his claws the other badtimes don’t seem to be intimidated by him so either they are immune to it, don’t think he is going to use it or… they don’t mind death. I certainly hope it is not the latter
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