5 years ago

funtime files chapter 1


Specimen 1
Name: funtime mange
Height: 4ft1in
Weight:60 lbs
Status: non-aggressive
Head researcher: craig Z

Day 1
craig: specimen 1 (also known as funtime mange) arrived today, right off the bat I noticed strange behavior in her, with her being very animal-like in behavior. She doesn't say a word when interviewed she would only nod or make strange motions with her body. She is also always wearing black sunglasses and when we attempted to take them off she started biting people as well as growling and hissing.

Day 2
craig: funtime mange displays mostly non-aggressive behavior, she seems to act like a mixture of a dog and a cat, walking on all fours, knocking things off of shelves, and making barking or meowing sounds. Like dogs and cats, she seems to react positively towards people and acting affectionately towards being pet on the head. However, I can't help but feel that she is hiding something much more sinister beneath those glasses.

Day 7
craig: Funtime mange has made a sign and put it in the middle of the room it says “showtime at 12 A.M” I wonder what that means?

Day 8
craig: we now know what the sign means. Last night, no one was at the facility and at exactly 12 A.M our security cam system picked showed that she drew these long claws from her wrists and shredded everything in her room slashing the glass making it impossible to look through all the while making loud animal-like noises. Her entire freak out lasted exactly one minute and she went to sleep in her room among all of the now shredded furniture. We have hired a nighttime security guard to watch her “showtimes”. Those claws are quite peculiar. James, one of our researchers says that it reminds him of wolverine from the marvel comics and when I think about it, they are quite similar in a way.

Day 9
craig: we asked our security guard what he saw last night and according to him he showed up at the observation window on the side of the room at 12 A.M last night and she put on a little show for him. He says that after one minute she stopped and changed the sign to 1 A.M this went on for the rest of the night with her last showtime being at 8 A.M once 8:01 came around she fell asleep.
The odd thing about this is that we use one-way glass to watch her so she should have no way of knowing that someone was watching her. Maybe her eyesight is stronger than we originally thought.

Day 20
craig: we have done several tests on her sight and smell and what we found was truly outstanding. We brought her into a room with three metal boxes one of which had a “treat” underneath we gave her a nose plug so she could not smell the “treat” which she wore without hesitation we watched as she stared closely at all three boxes and she went right to the one with the “treat” underneath without a second guess. We concluded that she can see through walls and could even have x-ray vision. As for her sense of smell, she was able to pick up the scent of a “treat” from the other side of the building through all of the winding hallways, and we had even set up several air fresheners, perfumes, colognes, and scented candles to try and throw her off. Even with all of this, she tracked down the “treat” without getting lost. She is truly remarkable I must know what is under those glasses

Day 21
Craig: I and two other researchers are going into her room. Our plan is to have the two others hold her down while I take off her glasses
Researcher: alright kitty kitty or doggy or whatever you are we're not gonna hurt you
Craig: Go hold her down!
Funtime mange: (growl)
Craig: what are you doing! get her
Funtime mange: (snarl) (slash)
Researcher: ahhh my arm
Funtime mange: (whimper)
Craig: Finally let's see what is under there let's take those off--what are you doing hold her you, idiots! James what are you doing why are you looking so deeply into her eyes
James: Hold him down
Craig: What are you doing! get back, mange stay there
Funtime mange: (ROW)
Craig: unhand me I'll have you fir--
Funtime mange: lo ok in to my eyes
Craig: no NOOOO!
Funtime mange: O pen the do or
craig: Yes funtime mange I will open the door
Funtime mange: Bye bye….. Cha ra am go ing t o come fin d you

valiant: chara what the hell!?
Chara: what is it
valiant: one of the funtimes has escaped
Chara: hehe so it begins
valiant: this is not funny people were hurt
Chara: it's a sad thing
Valiant: what
chara: that you could end this at any moment yet you choose not to
valiant: what do you mean?!
Chara: just let me and my children go and no one will get hurt
Valiant: out of the question
Chara: well then... have it your way for me and my children will be reunited once again no matter how many people get hurt… it truly is sad that you continue to let this happen
valiant: you are one sick puppy you know that right
Chara: I am not “sick” I just want my family back together again is that sooo bad
Valiant: be quiet
Chara: one down 6 to go
END



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