Narrator: in the funtimes vs the league of evil reukra had a good understanding of what the league members were like and what they did, he knows this because of a series of investigations he performed to find out more about the league members.

                                                      Reukra's investigation
Narrator: reukra started by going to bendy’s nightclub (called bendyland) and went in to ask him some questions

Reukra: excuse me

Bendy (on the phone): God damnit really! Well who am I going to get to replace you… ah you know what f#ck off I can find a new one

(hangs up)

Bendy: what is it!

Reukra: oh I wanted to ask a few questions but this seems like a bad time

Bendy: you think! The singer I booked tonight just bailed on me and I promised my patrons a performance… you can sing right

Reukra: kind of

Bendy: tell you what, if you perform onstage with me than I will answer all the questions you have

Reukra: sure, fine

Bendy: thanks, HEY GET THIS GUY THE LYRICS PLEASE! Just sing what you read to the beat and if it is a little stained then improvise, you're on in 5

Narrator: just then sammy lawrence came in and gave reukra the lyrics. reukra took a look and noticed large ink stains on parts of the paper

Reukra: guess I’ll have to improvise a bit

Narrator: the band was about done setting up and bendy had set up a few mics on the stage and when everything was set up bendy called everyone to the stage and began to speak, reukra looked around and noticed that badtime ennard was sitting on a stool with a bunch of instruments around him

Bendy: ladies and gentlemen our performance is about to begin, we are almost ready

Narrator: just then a searcher whispered something in bendy’s.... "ear"

Bendy: we appear to be more ready than I originally imagined *ahem ladies and gentlemen I present to you  “can’t be erased”

Narrator: the band began to play, everyone was in position and bendy started everyone off

Bendy: I'm the product of an artist
Whose creations bring delight
Upon this somber threshold
Imagination comes to life
Just free yourself from reason
Soon you'll see in black and white
Call me a seed of evil
But what's that mean
If I'm conceived within your mind?
Leaking from the ceiling
Ink is bleeding through the lines
Is that your heart that's beating
Or illusion you're alive?
Collect what's necessary
Keep appeasing the divines
It's me you should be believing
Cuz he's deceiving you with lies
Reukra: Holy Conniption - has it been thirty years?
It appears Mickey Mouse might've been murdered here
Lifeless pie-cut eyes - I have learned to fear
Kinda reminds me why I quit workin' here
Why did I come, lemme go home, I should be leavin'
Whatever happened, don't wanna know
What are these demons?
Guess If I gotta be stuck here
Then I might as well investigate
Secrets are unlocking - but too bad the exit ain't
Bendy: Despite this mask of happiness
I drown in dark despair
The world may be your canvas
What you paint on it, beware!
The pen is mightier than the sword
It has no limitation
Don't refrain, this ink will stain
And nothing can erase us now
Can you describe the face you saw?
Could it be one you recognize?
We'd never harm the hand that draws
Imagination cursed us all with life
Everyone:  Shamed and defaced
Scathed and disgraced
Tainted by hatred
And can't be erased
Creators betrayed us
We've got it on tape
We've written your fate
And it can't be erased
Bendy:  I was not always a monster
Once I was somebody's muse
Innovation made us stronger
But that power was abused
The machine is thumping
And the ink is pumping
Now you need to run
Because the demon's coming
Reukra:  I really need help, someone send a telegram
I'm surrounded by upside-down pentagrams
I don't have a guide
Just little bit of candlelight
With an axe that I don't know how to handle right
That little devil darlin's on a lot of reels
Long as he's on one, he cannot be real
Stop the projectors, Bendy's off his reel
Got a feeling he and Joey got a deal
An unholy bargain, a demonic seal
With a master plan, that I must reveal
Won't be long till this ink's all congealed
Upon my body, head to toe all concealed
But a little bit of bleach should do the trick
I'll never watch another damn cartoon - I quit!
Bendy: Look at you, you're scared of a moving pic
Reukra: Hey Bendy, how'd you get that tutu to fit?
Alice: I'm blinded by this evil growing
My heart is full of people-loathing
With secrets that I keep from showing
Borris: I am the wolf in sheepish clothing
Alice: Flood the shop, with ink a-flowing
Push it to the brink of blowing
We hope you don't think of going
Weigh you down to keep from floating
Come with me, we'll bring you Joey
You'll be kept from being lonely
Bendy: Kicking, screaming, sinking slowly
Give your soul, it's what you owe me
Shamed and defaced
Alice: Scathed and disgraced
Borris: Tainted by hatred
Bertram: And can't be erased
Sammy: Creators betrayed us
We've got it on tape
Norman: We've written your fate
And it can't be erased

Everyone: can’t be erased!

Narrator: the audience applauded and everyone went backstage

Bendy: great job everyone, reukra that was some great improv

Reukra: can we get on with the questions please

Bendy: oh of course

Narrator: bendy took reukra into his office and they pulled up a few chairs and began to chat

Bendy: so (lights cigarette) what’s on your mind

Reukra: well I want to keep track of things around the league and you were the first one

Bendy: alright ask away

Reukra: what is BT ennard doing here

Bendy: I got permission to have him play at my nightclub, works like a dream

Reukra: wait william let you use him

Bendy: well I rent him for a small fee at the end of the month, and I’m glad I did because the place has never been busier

Reukra: is that all he is to you

Bendy: it may not seem like it but we respect each other I respect him and he respects me and we have no issues, after all why would I want to damage something that makes me a bunch of money

Reukra: okay, so what made you join the league

Bendy: well unlike the others I just wanted support for my business, for awhile people were put off by my place I mean I don’t blame them, the ink stains, the crappy food, the disappearing health inspectors which I am  NOT responsible for

Narrator: bendy then looked around the room shadily

Bendy: anyway after joining the league my massive paycheck has helped me keep my place running and look at it now it is booming and all I had to do was a few morally questionable things along the way

Reukra: where did all these searcher things come from

Bendy: I have this machine called the ink machine that can bring ink to life and so I just turn it on and boom free labor (and a sizable mess)

Reukra: are you sure that there is not an extra piece

Bendy: NO! I uh I mean no that uh that is all

(looks around again)

Bendy: you know what I think you should leave I have uh paperwork to get to haha got a long night ahead of me, bye!

Narrator: bendy then pushed reukra out of his office and closed the door behind him. reukra was going out when alice stopped him

Alice: hello rukie

Reukra: please do not call me that

Alice: I know a way that you can help support our place and it involves you and me

Reukra: no thanks I don’t plan on mixing up with a married woman that way

Alice: bendy won’t mind were in an open relationship so were free to be with who we want.... and I want you

Narrator: reukra did not remember what happened after that he woke up the next day in his bed nude with ink on his lower half and all the money from his wallet missing, credit card included

Reukra: the hell happened

Narrator: reukra: looked at his notebook to find that the pages he wrote about bendy had been torn out

Reukra: my notes! There gone

Narrator: reukra noticed that there was ink staining his notebook and he was able to connect the dots and come up with a conclusion

Reukra: alice must’ve lured me back here, seduced me, we slept last night and while I was asleep she went away with all the money I had on me, my credit card and my notes on bendy, well I’ll just write them again I still remember what he said...I think

Narrator: so reukra spent the rest of his mourning cleaning up rewriting his notes and calling the bank for a new credit card when he was done he decided to continue with his little project his next stop was baldi’s schoolhouse. once there he was directed to baldi’s office however he came at a bad time because he overheard baldi with a student

Baldi: what is 2+1

Student: 3

Baldi: good what is 7-8

Student: uh -1

Baldi: great what is (unintelligible) + (unintelligible) x (unintelligible)

Student: what

Baldi: WRONG ANSWER THE ANSWER WAS OBVIOUSLY (UNINTELLIGIBLE YELLING) YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NOW

Student: no please!

Narrator: baldi pulled a ruler from his desk and began slapping his hand with it slowly walking towards the student, the student made a run for it and baldi ran after him slapping his ruler with each step reukra did not know what to do so he just waited at baldi’s office. while he was waiting a little girl came by

Little girl: hello mister want to play

Reukra: uh no thanks I am waiting to talk to baldi

Little girl: oh well this student is rather fast so it may take baldi a while to come back but I can answer what I can

Reukra: what would you know about baldi

Little girl: you think I don’t know anything about my dad?

Reukra: wait baldi is your dad?

Little girl: yep

Reukra: what’s your name

Patricia: patricia

Reukra: mind if I call you pat

Patricia: I guess but I prefer to be called playtime  

Reukra: why

Patricia: take a wild guess

Reukra: okay... so what is baldi doing

Patricia: well that student was spraying sodas on everyone in lunch so baldi is punishing him

Reukra: odd form of punishment

Patricia: I know right? first he asks you simple math problems and then he just pulls one out in like minionese or something and then when you inevitably get it wrong he gets mad and chases after you with his ruler and beats the crap out of you with it if he catches you

Reukra: is there a way to not get caught

Patricia: if you lay low,hide, or tire him out he will just give up however baldi has a lot of allies the “principal”, artsy, bully, first prize, and me

Reukra: why do you help him

Patricia: I get out of doing some classes bonus points on tests and rewards at home (not to mention my dad’s respect)

Reukra: do you enjoy it

Patricia: I...don’t know

Baldi:   (huff) rats that kid got away, oh well I’ll get him next time playtime where were you

Patricia: oh I was just talking to this guy

Baldi: oh reukra what a surprise what brings you here

Reukra: I wanted to ask a few questions

Baldi: well I have some time come into my office and playtime, go out to recess

Narrator: patricia walked away and muttered to herself

Patricia: should I really be doing what daddy is telling me to do? I need to think about this

Narrator: back in baldi’s office

Baldi: so what do you have to ask me

Reukra: so what were you doing there

Baldi: oh that, that student was problematic so I had to teach him a lesson. sadly he got away but I’ll get him next time he acts up

Reukra: right… so if I may ask why did you join the league

Baldi: I was interested in the prospect of these “funtime” things but now we are an actual group with goals and missions and most of all a paycheck I mean I can finally afford rent now

Reukra: so you were having money problems before

Baldi: you try living on a teacher's salary. spoiler alert a lot of your meals end up being ramen and hot pockets, you live in the crappy part of town, and you are always just a little bit angry

(bell rings)

Baldi: well I have to get to class. nice talking to you though, SWEEP SHOW HIM TO THE EXIT

Sweep: GOTTA SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP

Narrator: a giant broom then quickly turned the corner and swept reukra all the way to the door before darting away

Reukra: what kind of school is this!?

Narrator: reukra then went home to think about his next move

Reukra: I think I should see what specimen 9 is all about

Narrator: the next day reukra went to haunted mansion prison  where specimen 9 was being held reukra walked in and spoke to spooky who was at the desk

Reukra: excuse me

Spooky: yes

Reukra: I am here to see specimen 9

Spooky: are you an inspector?

Reukra: no

Spooky: do you need him for some bigger project

Reukra: no

Spooky: are you one of his phone pals

Reukra: no I just want to ask questions

Spooky: well I’m sorry but specimen 9 is under maximum security so unless you one of the aforementioned (minus the phone pals thing) you are not permitted to see him

Reukra: okay

Spooky: have a nice day

Narrator: reukra stepped out and thought of what to do next

Reukra: king dice, he and the D man are hiding something I know it

Narrator: that night reukra went to king dice’s casino where he and the D man did their business

King dice: reukra! nice to see you, watcha here for

Reukra: I want to ask you and the D man a few questions

King dice: well if you want to talk to him you’ll have to get his attention and to do that you gotta play

Reukra: I am not willing to lose money on your rigged games is there no other way to see the D man?

King dice: well you do have something the D man wants

Reukra: what is that?

King dice: oh nothin much just… your soul

Reukra: hell no I’m not giving him that!

King dice: tsk tsk don’t want to give up your cash don’t want to give up your soul you have no reason being here if you are not here to gamble with money or sell your soul than you can take your business elsewhere the D man does not wish to see someone like you during business hours, Good day

Narrator: reukra was then escorted out of the casino

Reukra: damn struck out again, I’ll try greevil then

Narrator: reukra then went to william’s estate. greevil was living in a lab like area underneath william's house reukra knew the passwords and approached greevil who was working on some sort of device

Reukra: ahem

Greevil: hello

Reukra: I want to talk

Greevil: about what

Reukra: a few things

Greevil: listen I have been working all day please I just want to sleep, I am sure william is up and ready to talk though

Reukra: fine

Narrator: reukra left greevil alone and went to talk to william however yet again it seems as though he walked in at a bad time, he saw william talking with some random guy, he also saw badtime baby chained up next to him about ready to lash out at the guy

William: where's my money!!

Rando: I don’t have it

William: well I gave you a month!!

Rando: just one more week I promise

William: we both know you wont get it to me in time

Rando: please !

Narrator: william then unlocked the chain holding badtime baby in place

William: you failed me for the last time

Narrator: badtime baby then jumped at the rando and grabbed his neck, she then lowered him into her mouth reukra looked away as he heard his last scream followed by the sound of churning mush when reukra turned around badtime baby was licking blood off her face

William: go clean up

Reukra: ahem

William: wha- the hell do you want!

Reukra: I wanted to ask a few questions to ask you

William: well you're in luck my meeting was cut short so I have time to kill

Reukra: (under his breath) not just time apparently

William: so shall we talk over the show

Reukra: pardon

William: I am having badtime bart and… uh the one that I forgot to name put on a show for me

Reukra: I would rather talk in a professional setting

William: fine (grabs walkie talkie) badtime bart show's cancelled

Badtime bart: oh thank goodness

William: yea yea just clean up in there

Narrator: so william and reukra headed to his office while badtime bart and unnamed cleaned up what would have been a “one man party” however william had them pour his drink for him in advance

Badtime bart: oi what is tha big hullabaloo over this kind o drink

Unnamed: I don’t know but the adults seem to like it

Badtime bart: well let's see what tha fuss is aboot

Unnamed: shouldn't we get to cleaning

Badtime bart: ah I don’t care

Narrator: badtime bart then took a sip from the cup

Badtime bart: holy bagpipes! This be amazin

Unnamed: really? Let me try

Badtime bart: F#ck that I love this noe

Narrator: badtime bart then tilted the cup back and drank all of its contents

Badtime bart: oh boy th-this stuff makes me feel better (hic) I-I need more o this

Unnamed: I feel a tad uncomfortable

Narrator: badtime bart then fell onto his face and feel asleep

Unnamed: damnit now I have to clean all this myself

Narrator: meanwhile reukra and william were starting their conversation

Reukra: so what was with that guy and why did you kill him

William: uh that guy he borrowed a s#it ton of money and did not pay it back so in order to keep it from happening again I offed him

Reukra: o...kay so I noticed that you started renting out the badtimes

William: yes bendy rents out badtime ennard to play music for him and king dice rents out badtime ballora to “perform” at his casino

Reukra: what about the others

William: baby,bart, and that other one are here, and I have badtime brandi doing something for me

Narrator: just then the door to william's office burst open. it was bedtime brandi who had a bullet wound in her left knee and fred fred was supporting it acting as a temporary prosthetic, she also had a large money bag tied to her back

Badtime brandi: here...you...go

William: great thank you, now go see greevil and get that wound treated, AND STOP BLEEDING EVERYWHERE

Badtime brandi: yes sir

Narrator: badtime brandi held her knee and limped off to greevil's lab

William: damn it she got blood all over my office I’ll get bart and the other one to clean it later

Reukra: william I fear you have lost sight of our original vision to change the world

William: don’t worry reukra all this is buildup for our takeover, once we have enough money and when we train the badtimes we can crush chara and later the titans and we will take over a government office and then when we have control we will conquer everything around us until we have everything, and so far everything is coming to plan

Reukra: what will the world be like when we take it over, I fear that our morals have been corrupted and we will just make things worse

William: useless paranoia, once we have everything

(leans in)

William: we will cut off everyone else and it will just be you and me ruling this world

Reukra: I fear that some of our “allies” would be very upset about that and need I remind you that most of them could kill us with ease

William: which is why we will trick them into quitting so that it seems like it was their idea  

Reukra: I am not sure that will work

William: you underestimate me, bendy is dense and will fall for tricks easily, baldi can get distracted by outside factors, specimen 9 has a prison warrant so when we eventually bust him out we can have the cops take him down when were done with it, king dice is greedy and with a appropriate price he could “retire”, greevil is old and probably won’t last long anyway, the only outlier is the D man, he will be hard to shake

Reukra: and yet he is the most important

William: however I have heard of a pair of boys who defeated him in battle before so I may have to research them and their strategies

Reukra: anything for a perfect world

William: anything for our world
                                                                END