Ms. Acer: My darlings!

Computers are all about gaming, yet you're still not a gamer?

C'mon and sit down as I tell you about my story and show you every video game you can play as long as you need to!

Ms. Acer: Our scene opens on a Smash bros fighting scene (Fighting scene!)

Now cut to Mario being brutally killed by Donkey Kong

It's a struggle to find Anyone who can be my number one

So instead, I played video games all day long! (Ooh!~)

I was obsessed, I couldn't stop, I wouldn't stop! (NO!)

Until I see every video game that exists!

(So she made a decision to get into Acervision~)

I cut off my face and put a computer in its place!!

"Gaming is a virtue, Good things come to those who wait!~"

Proverbs uttered by UTTER FOOLS!

I'll do anything it takes!~

(Are you ready for laser?)

Gotcha binge watchin'~

(Ooh, You're stuck with Ms. Acer~)

You can't stop me from playin' those cool goddam minigames! You and your friends look so- (huh?)

(Your pink carpet is rolled out!)
Come and get your money!
(Before those games are sold out!)

Don't wanna miss the moment when the rates go high, I am Gamin' Forever until you... DIE!!

Ladies and gentleladies, sorry for the interruption;

The following message goes out to the stars of our show; The Funkin' Crew!

And we're rollin', let's go!

You wanna know why I chose you?

YOU WANNA KNOW WHY I CHOSE YOU?!

Because you're the STUPIDEST people I've ever SEEN!

And If I can make you playable I can do ANYTHING!! *evil laughter*

(Are you ready for laser?)
GOTCHA BINGE WATCHIN'!

(Ooh, You're stuck with Ms. Acer~)

You can't stop me from playin' those cool goddam minigames! You and your friends look so- (me: STOP IT!)

(Your pink carpet is rolled out!)

Come and get your money!
(Before those games are sold out!)

Don't wanna miss the moment when the rates go high, I am Gamin' Forever until you..

GRAB A SEAT AND LETS SEAL THE DEAL!

When those delicious ratings go high I am Gamin' Forever until you DIE!!!!

(based off of creative control from smg4)