Due to a few unfortunate coincidental instances, development updates and the lot have been shifted to this page (so close to the game's release too, bit of a bummer :P).

Seeing as there hasn't been a proper update for a few months, how's this for an announcement - the game is at 95% completion! When I pulled together a team last year, I genuinely didn't think we'd be able to pull this off, but I think we've finally reached a state in this game's development where we can feel confident in the fact that we're pushing to release this month! Currently our programmer, @rocketsheep31 , has been hard at work pulling this thing together for us - we really can't wait to see what you lot think of this big chunky mama!