3 months ago

Guess fucking what.

Your supposed to replace those things every 5 years.

Guess how fucking old they are.

I FUCKING dare you.




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Well that’s fucking wonderful :(

She’s like:

“ you were playing outside… WITHOUT ME?!? 😾”

PDS TORNADO IN TEXAS!!

STAY WEATHER AWARE EVERYONE!!

aroace wallpaper!!!(includes ace spectrum)

How Dani comforts people in storms:

By biting your face off after thunder rolls through.

And the weird thing is, I’m scared by the thunder and the lightning, and she is completely unbothered until and nice strong thunder comes through. And THEN she bites.

TRUE MURICAN WALLPAPER *SPAMMED BALD EAGLE SOUNDS* REQUESTED BY @Spartan31718, A REAL TROOPER (yes this is 50% a meme and yes I am actually american)

UHHH

she proceeded to hit her head on the door about 3-

*BONK*

-4 times now

Dani let me bath-

Oh shit she got the zoomies

For @witherd_doctor_green_karsten

A song dedicated to us as a couple!!!!

Song language in: German 🇩🇪, English 🇬🇧

Made in: suno.ai, tuneform.com, and IbisPaint X

Lyrics in article!!!

DUDE NOW SHES MEOWING AT ME BRO IM ON A TIMED SCHEDULE 😭😭😭😭