Me if making analog horror parodies with Pizza as the main focus was a job:

When bro makes the most stupidest statement ever made by man so you have to look around at the invisible audience to see if they heard it as well:

"Yeah so my whole thing is that I'm a stupid idiot and I'm on the internet"

Keyboard Cat! :D

Mf's with 0.03 GPA and a 7% attendance rate when an explosion kills 10 people in the science lab but they hear the words "school" and "cancelled" in the same sentence:

.

When

Another Night At Alex's is cancelled now

What is this, Russia

Our battle will be legendary