You see, I've found myself in quite the Pickled Predicament this time. My family has been taken hostage by the Cult of Classic The Face and my only way to free them is to eat Five Philly Cheesesteaks. However, I cannot stomach the thought of taking on this Ultimatum myself. They did, however... offer an Ultimatum to me.

They said that in order for my family to alternatively be set free, that a brave soul must beat this game's ultimate max mode... Silent Clubstep. They said that beating the GD version of Silent Clubstep was also on the table but they specified the version in this game.

So please, I'm begging for some brave, courageous, and heroic soul out there to put it upon themselves to defeat the beast known as Silent Clubstep... so that I may get out of this situation and make my Ascension to Heaven...

*sniff* ...How Did I Get Here... ++?

Oh yeah I should probably specify they want the version of Silent Clubstep beaten with Disembodied's modifier. So yeah, have fun :steamhappy: