Be happy.

112

Rhydon (The Drill Pokémon)

One of the first Pokémon ever discovered. Its armor-like hide allows it to live in molten lava up to 2000 degrees celcius.

Despite popular belief, aiming for its horn has not proven to be effective in combat.

110

Weezing (The Poison Gas Pokémon)

This was the result of two Koffings merging together when their gases mixed with each other. The resulting gas is then used as an ingredient for top of the line perfume.

...the gas STILL smells like garbage, however.

108

Lickitung (The Licking Pokémon)

This Pokémon's tongue is almost 7 feet long, making it twice the length of its own body. It licks anything new it comes across in order to memorize it through texture and taste.

It probably hates Garbador.

obligatory prototype a-73 appearence

114

Tangela (The Vine Pokémon)

Nobody has ever figured out the true appearence of this Pokémon, as it's always covered in blue vines. While the vines snap off easily, they grow back by the next day.

The vines are also used as spices.

What a coincidance!

107

Hitmonchan (The Punching Pokémon)

This Pokémon can punch so fast you can't even see the fist anymore. Its punch is also strong enough to drill through concrete and launch foes over 300 miles per hour.

It has to take a break every 3 minutes though.

106

Hitmonlee (The Kicking Pokémon)

Also known as the Kick Master, this Pokémon's stretchy legs allow to kick just about anywhere and hit harder then diamonds.

Maybe this one should go to a Pokémon Center, though. Don't think it's meant to bend that way.

Forgot to make a teaser, yesterday. So... oops, i guess?

Also, i need to come up with new epic teasers to show you, so have this shrugging Stickman while you wait.