I AM NOW IN A COMPETITION WITH @cocksquidballsward FOR THE FUNNIEST SQUIDWARD AND IT WILL BE HARD BECAUSE OF HOW UNFUNNY WE ARE.

Yo guys it's me the real Squidward. Someone hacked me because my password was 1234567890 but now I have sued Luigi for hacking me and now I am back. What did I miss? Also btw don't fall for this propaganda image, Spongebob is trying to frame me.

I'm gonna be releasing another hood classic soon. It will be the best thing you have ever heard

Joltober is here! Today's prompt is Animatronic! Each day in October, you’ll get a new prompt and a new quest at 12 pm Eastern! Go to your quest log to find the quest! It'll expire tomorrow at 9 am PT / 12 pm ET.

@SomeSIIGFanFurwalker, boyfriend of @MemeManOfficial . I AM SO MAD BECAUSE YOU PINGED ME AND THAT WAS ANNOYING NOW I AM GOING TO SPAM MEMES IN THE SPACE INVADERS THE ULTIMATE JOLTGAME'S GENERAL CHAT BECAUSE OF REVENGE. /srs

Joltober is here! Today's prompt is Potion! Each day in October, you’ll get a new prompt and a new quest at 12 pm Eastern! Go to your quest log to find the quest! It'll expire tomorrow at 9 am PT / 12 pm ET.

Squidward - Lil Yachty Cello Lyric

Constructive Criticism is deeply appreciated.

We need to solve the @MemeManOfficial lore right now. He has been acting suspicious even though I'm also sus sus sus sus.

Joltober is here! Today's prompt is Scarecrow! Each day in October, you’ll get a new prompt and a new quest at 12 pm Eastern! Go to your quest log to find the quest! It'll expire tomorrow at 9 am PT / 12 pm ET.

Hey guys it's me squidward I am back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!