HEY GUYS SQUIDWARD HERE I'M GONNA BE RELEASING MY HIT CLASSIC SONG SOON. I HOPE YOU'RE READY BECAUSE I WILL COMMIT EPIC BANGOR AND EVENTUALLY CALL THAT AIRSTRIKE ON @SomeSIIGFanFurwalker I MEAN (insert bad excuse for calling an airstrike here) /hj

May 1 is squidward anniversary. Please celebrate squidard day as much as possible :)

Yo guys it's me the real Squidward. Someone hacked me because my password was 1234567890 but now I have sued Luigi for hacking me and now I am back. What did I miss? Also btw don't fall for this propaganda image, Spongebob is trying to frame me.

Dive into the cozy post-apocalyptic open world of Critter Cove!

Gentleman Rat Studios (@GR-Rob ) describe it as “a little bit Animal Crossing, a little bit Stardew Valley. Maybe even a little bit Windwaker, too."

Wishlist the game: https://bit.ly/CritterCove

@SomeSIIGFanFurwalker, boyfriend of @MemeManOfficial . I AM SO MAD BECAUSE YOU PINGED ME AND THAT WAS ANNOYING NOW I AM GOING TO SPAM MEMES IN THE SPACE INVADERS THE ULTIMATE JOLTGAME'S GENERAL CHAT BECAUSE OF REVENGE. /srs

Floofty Fizzlebean is a non-binary biologist who appears in Bugsnax! Their specialty is studying the effect that eating Bugsnax has on Grumpuses. The game's story editor (Sage Coffey) confirmed that Foofty is enby in 2020.

Hey guys it's me squidward I am back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I AM NOW IN A COMPETITION WITH @cocksquidballsward FOR THE FUNNIEST SQUIDWARD AND IT WILL BE HARD BECAUSE OF HOW UNFUNNY WE ARE.

@Dave_Microwaves_Games is a Jolter to Watch and indie horror dev! Follow @Dave_Microwaves_Games before the quest ends on July 1 and you'll get Coins!

We need to solve the @MemeManOfficial lore right now. He has been acting suspicious even though I'm also sus sus sus sus.