I am the true and honest squidward @cocksquidballsward

First image: how csbw looks like

Second image: how I look like

I'm gonna be releasing another hood classic soon. It will be the best thing you have ever heard

I AM NOW IN A COMPETITION WITH @cocksquidballsward FOR THE FUNNIEST SQUIDWARD AND IT WILL BE HARD BECAUSE OF HOW UNFUNNY WE ARE.

Do not let this AI drink the among us potion at 3 am!1!1!1!1111!1

@SomeSIIGFanFurwalker, boyfriend of @MemeManOfficial . I AM SO MAD BECAUSE YOU PINGED ME AND THAT WAS ANNOYING NOW I AM GOING TO SPAM MEMES IN THE SPACE INVADERS THE ULTIMATE JOLTGAME'S GENERAL CHAT BECAUSE OF REVENGE. /srs

"You fool, you thought that you could just screw my screwed plans against inescapable insanity? Well now you will face ultimate screwed mode. This mod is gonna turn into screwedscapable screwedsanity."

Squidward Freestyle

Hey guys Squidward here. I really want an AntonBlast realm because I really think that it would be cool to have an AntonBlast realm!!!

PLEASE HELP ME I'M LIVING IN MISERY PLAYING LABYRINTH ZONE ACT 3 PLEASE HELP ME I'M SICK AND TIRED OF LIVING LIKE THIS I WANT TO GO TO STAR LIGHT ZONE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE I'M GOING INSANE PLEASE HELP I'M RETHINKING MY LIFE CHOICES RIGHT NOW PLEASE HELP!!!

We need to solve the @MemeManOfficial lore right now. He has been acting suspicious even though I'm also sus sus sus sus.