My second-born child, Thomas Finkelstein

Basically the Adam of Loaf's Aorld, Gavin's Haircut. THERE IS NO EVE.

ITS ME FRIEND FROM AIF I HAVE STOLEN THIS ACCOUNT ITS ME FRIEND FROM AIF

I'm probably gonna get a cease and desist from Pogwart. Oh wait. I should be doing Life's world stuff. Okay...

The owner of Life's World, Pogwart

I'M SORRY I'LL DO ANYTHING

The Mayor of Halloween Town's Second Brother's cousin's aunt twice removed, Wabbufet

GUYS IM FRIEND AND I LIKE SPORGE BORGE

I am going to UNSUBSCRIBE. Samuel! You better delete this! GET OUT! my finger... IS RIGHT OVER THE BUTTON!

Mr. Monster's adopted son, Keyman