The Mayor of Halloween Town's Second Brother's cousin's aunt twice removed, Wabbufet

Mr. Monster's adopted son, Keyman

My second-born child, Thomas Finkelstein

GUYS IM FRIEND AND I LIKE SPORGE BORGE

HEY IM FRIEND AND... this is fudging disgusting

The owner of Life's World, Pogwart

Basically the Adam of Loaf's Aorld, Gavin's Haircut. THERE IS NO EVE.

I am going to UNSUBSCRIBE. Samuel! You better delete this! GET OUT! my finger... IS RIGHT OVER THE BUTTON!

I'm probably gonna get a cease and desist from Pogwart. Oh wait. I should be doing Life's world stuff. Okay...

I'M SORRY I'LL DO ANYTHING