me when my non-existent gf is mentioned in any conversation ever /ref

what happened dude

I never vented before I had this group of friends (not saying I don't want them, they are good friends) (AND not saying I hate venting)

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dive

“GET ME OUT OF HERE!! GET ME AAAAAAAAAAA-“ - Cheesilante before getting put into a sandwich

shut up im straight

he's been in my server for 1 second and he thinks im a herbiegus

i have a theory lol

I have no idea what to post