Dr Madness - "For scientific research purposes, I suppose I would employ neopronouns such as ze/zir/zirself to maintain a level of gender-neutral objectivity."
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Ash - "Oh, uh... well, maybe something like ze, zen, zhe, zir, zhey, zu, zher, zhes, zhimself, zhim, zher, zhemself, zher, zis, zits, zis, zis, zis, ze, zi, zee, zees, zees, zee, zay, zees, zee, zee, zees, zees, zees, zees, zees, zee, zee, zee, zee, zee, zee, zee, zee, zee, zee, zee, zee, zees, zee, zee, zee, zee, zee, zee, zee, zee, zee "
(I DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HERE)
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Shane - "while I appreciate your curiosity, I'm afraid I don't feel comfortable using neopronouns"
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Derek - "I would use eir, em, and emself. Eir, em, and emself."
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11A - "HMMM... I'M NOT SURE. I DON'T REALLY CARE ABOUT THAT POLITICALLY CORRECT NONSENSE. I'LL JUST CALL YOU 'THEE' OR 'YOU', EITHER WAY. NOW STOP ASKING STUPID QUESTIONS AND GET TO THE POINT, WILL YOU?"
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