The delivery driver watching me cut off the tip of my penis so that I can give it to him (He wanted a tip)

Real

Gamejolters when you tell them to make games instead of using Game Jolt as a social media platform:

Corrupted AlexFancyPants

Oh come on youtube

AlexFancyPants sings Young Girl A (AI Cover)

Never uploading a cover ever again

Me when I get motivated to actually do shit *The script is like 90% finished I just need to rewrite one part*

Edit: The script is 100% finished

I hope this works

idk