ᴡᴇ'ʀᴇ ᴀʟʟ ꜱᴜꜰꜰᴇʀɪɴɢ ʙᴜᴛ ᴡᴇ'ʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ᴀʟᴏɴᴇ

What is this place? Where am I going?

Life Advice: Get some peanuts from the local Five Guys and feed the squirrels in the park

ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴀ ᴡʜɪʟᴇ ꜱɪɴᴄᴇ ɪ'ᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴀʙʟᴇ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴇᴇ ʏᴏᴜ

Abandoned? That sounds... familiar.

Hey! Just wanted to leave this here as a bit of gratitude for all the support the game has been getting. It's genuinely so awesome to see, you guys are the best.

This is sorta unrelated to anything, but if you've got a moment, go check out Robert The Burglars Great Escape! It's a game a pal of mine is making, and it's completely ridiculous, and it's completely awesome. https://gamejolt.com/games/RTBGE/1047019

#JoltidayCharacter Ebenezer Scrooge from a Christmas Carol. But like, the Disney version where it's Scrooge McDuck. Yes. You cannot stop me.

Chat is this a glow-up (2022 vs 2025)

Some Good News & Some (kinda) Bad News