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UPDATE: THEY LET ME PET SIMBA

Update: this is all you get, haha suckers

8.888 followers! Stayed up late just to catch that satisfying number. :D

Only the mightiest of asses can seat itself on that seat!

It's always good practice to make the collision of enemy projectiles thrice as big as the graphic itself, as to not underwhelm the player and also extend the playtime.

Bowling Nightmare Circus?

This thing appeared in my dream last night...

Look at ya boi merging two cylinders with ease

What if when you die enough times, you get a rage quit option where the game just closes after a horrendous scream