UPDATE: THEY LET ME PET SIMBA

Only the mightiest of asses can seat itself on that seat!

Thank you so much! After ten yearTEN YEARS???? I'm finally here! :D

8.888 followers! Stayed up late just to catch that satisfying number. :D

Update: this is all you get, haha suckers

This thing appeared in my dream last night...

Game Teaser

hi.

Look.

I'm lazy.

I'm a lazy cow.

What do you want from me?

I hope you're ready to avoid fish.