kids these days, putting heads in toilets! what nonsense! when i was a kid, we watched our parents beat our asses for even thinking of eating dinner!!

#motherknowsbest!

All the kids are talking about this thing called F N F!! I remember frocking N fields too! good to know kids these days are still playing outdoors instead of on those video gadgets!

my neighbor just gave my husband a spare tire.

I SMELL AN AFFAIR!!!!

who wants to play poker with me.

my husband spent all of our anniversary money on crack.

god damn my life

One time, the lady across the street gave me a nice scarf.

actually i hated it. i threw it in her face and told her to kiss my ass.

but its basically the same thing as saying "Thank you!"

what did i see in that man anyways.

all he did was read babe novels and drink with his friend herald.

fuck ass.

god damn it...

my husband just bought a new truck.

fuck my life where's the ibuprofen...

My husband just shook his boss' hand.

I SMELL AN AFFAIR!!!

#motherknowsbest

NO.

MY HUSBAND JUST LOOKED IN THE SAME DIRECTION AS A WOMAN.

THEY'RE CHEATING WITH EACH OTHER.

I SMELL AN AFFAIR.

My Husband skipped church this week due to being sick....

I SMELL AN AFFAIR!!!!