5 years ago

I couldn't resist.




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Machop (The Superpower Pokémon)

Its body is made of pure muscles, and it has the strength to throw 100 adults despite its small size.

It trains by lifting Gravelers and throwing Geodudes, and then challenging a Makuhita to a battle.

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Machamp (The Superpower Pokémon)

It's fast enough to punch 500 times per second, and is strong enough to push an entire mountain with a single hand.

It knows a ton of martial arts moves, including its own, dubbed the "Machamp Special".

...i'm scared.

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Abra (The PSI Pokémon)

Abra sleeps for 18 hours a day, as its psychic powers strain the brain. If it senses danger, it will teleport away to safety.

Sometimes when teleporting, it creates the illusion of having created copies of itself.

Oooooh, lore!

Also, i officially replaced the Marttic cameo with mat.

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Machoke (The Superpower Pokémon)

Often used to help people with heavy jobs. Machoke is strong enough to lift an entire garbage truck with just one finger. It is so powerful that it wears a belt to dampen its strength at all times.

What the actual fudge?

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Kadabra (The PSI Pokémon)

Apparently, it holds a spoon in order to amplify its psychic powers. Whether it works or not hasn't been confirmed. Still, Kadabra emits alpha waves strong enough to break machines.

No relations to Uri Geller.

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Alakazam (The PSI Pokémon)

Its brain constantly grows during its entire life. As such, it remembers everything from the moment it is born.

Alakazam holds a recorded IQ of 5000.

Prototype A-73 is in the game.

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Poliwrath (The Tadpole Pokémon)

Its body is mostly made of solid muscles. It's also one of the fastest swimmers ever recorded, capable of swimming through the Pacific Ocean in a single sitting.