3 months ago

I drank a cup of spoiled almond milk yesterday before I found out it was spoiled. I now have food poisoning.




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The best compliment that I have gotten as Russia! They expected me to be rude or defensive when they called me a communist, but I completely 360° the insult into a compliment to confuse them. FOR MY SPECIAL ATTACK, I CAST FURRY AND PERSON KISSER!

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Don't Shut Your Bitch Ass Up

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I just realized my birthday is sitting between two full moons next month.

“Should I even stick around? I only get in the way of myself.”