Labor Day.

The "Balance Update" is canceled. Here's a rough adaptation of the content aspect as compensation.

Not much of a gamechanger, but there's some extra fights here and there if you ever decide to replay this for whatever reason.

I've been trying to do this for literal years.

My hands were numb by the end (although part of that was because of some videos I was half watching at the same time)

Now I can play Nuclear Throne like a normal person! I NEVER have to do this again!

The new endings are really more of a "fancy game over" than anything super complicated, but I had the idea and felt like doing it.

I played some video games this year. Here's a list of them.

Feel free to check a look if you want. Or don't.

Watched The French Dispatch a few days ago.

Good movie! I liked it a lot!

Also, I made this abomination because of it.

Crimbo.

Now the questionably enjoyable trial of will that is the Joyed Vega Ending is more consistently questionably enjoyable!

Also I changed my mind on how I wanted to handle Fatty's recruitment on the new route. It's the same method, but it's a bit easier now.

I am never playing Enforcer ever again.

He's not in it.