(really an actual dream)

ok so I was chillin in duh living room err- I got the fucking cosplay to be as General Sarrano- HHAHAHHA-

I'm just wearing my normal clothes, until I decided to walk in the bedroom (no one was in the damn apartment)

I was kinda bored so I wanted to shave my ahh head HAHAHA-

So I used a shave and I had to shave my ahh hair (it looked cool without hair but a tiny lil bit of hair (it grows fucking slow as fuck)

(AGHH DESTINY 2 KICKED ME OUT AAA- back to story)

so when I fully shaved my hair I looked cool as fuck and I had to sweep up the hair on the floor

when I finished that shit I threw the hair in the trash and I put on my blue eye contacts

MAN I looked a lil bit of sarrano

so I went to get my Sarrano cosplay and put it on

if y'all dont know what Sarrano looks like I'll show

I wore the cosplay anddd

I LOOKED GOOD

I slayed

SLAAAAY-

(yep but this is where my sis shows up)

I went to the living room and sat down on the couch (yep I cleaned the fucking apartment earlier in that fucking dream)

I lidly started playing Bulletstorm

so fuking cool

my sister (ain't telling her name bc I'm not gonna do that sht) came in and noticed me in my Sarrano cosplay

she went like "OH MAH GOD IS SARRANO"

I fucking jolted and I looked at her and I was in my Sarrano voice "Don't scare me like that!"

I almost said bitch bc I LIDLY SWEAR A LOT

my sis fucking said "There's no way you're Sarrano! That's so cool!"

I fucking pLEASE responded with "Heh. Thanks, Girl."

lmfaooa shut up it was just a fuckin dream oh and I LOST WEIGHT IN THAT DREAM

bye Assmaggot goobies :3