This is bloody humourous

I always try to act straight, but I can't.

Try this next time

What are your obsessions?

I didn't eat since yesterday.

Don't Shut Your Bitch Ass Up

Spread die word!

My breathing is back to normal.

“Should I even stick around? I only get in the way of myself.”

FIELD REPORT: SPECIMEN COLLECTION LOG

After several days of observation, wandering, and accidental science, I’ve decided to officially document my hoard for the archive.