Well I guess I'm changing my pfp after like 2 years of having it

When your foreskin becomes sentient and detaches off of you and it starts to bite you as revenge for you biting it when you were jacking it

Oh yeah btw this was 2 months ago but idc since nobody voted, y'all aint getting no chromatics out of me from the burned cover except for Tyler's chromatic but just as a fuck you, I'm remaking Tyler's chromatic BUT I won't publicly release it

A weird noise happened in my attic today

Minecraft Youtubers when they go to meet a miner irl but it turns out to be an actual 50 year old miner instead of a child:

Video tape akert

When you're jacking it but it's not enough so you start biting your foreskin:

Me after finally killing the gorilla after he killed the other 99 men but then I realize it was Harambe:

United States project

Mf's will see a fnaf fangame using the characters from the main series that barely even resembles the game they're from and still call it a remake