My fans after I post "My old music was bad" for the 100th time a day:

When you're jacking it but it's not enough so you start biting your foreskin:

Wow, what a great thing to tell me

When your foreskin becomes sentient and detaches off of you and it starts to bite you as revenge for you biting it when you were jacking it

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Me: *Pays 0 dollars by pirating* (This is a joke don't pirate kids!!!!)

Went back to model the office I showed off one time and now it's completely pink for some reason

RAAAAAA

Mf's will see a fnaf fangame using the characters from the main series that barely even resembles the game they're from and still call it a remake

Well I guess I'm changing my pfp after like 2 years of having it