you fucking-

"yo look who fell asleep first, stab em john"

oddly cropped image of sml chars saying "forsaKEN" with the ken in uppercase

im not funny

im timeless and i wasnt timeful enough

joe rogan podcast

teacher: whats a life thats cut apart?

the student who was teaching the classmate about plutonium waste and hears the question and immediately responds:

who the fuck let pin from bfdi into the studio??

freak ass

me when minos prime casts a death spell on me (the code word is death):