freak ass

you fucking-

im not funny

"yo look who fell asleep first, stab em john"

teacher: whats a life thats cut apart?

the student who was teaching the classmate about plutonium waste and hears the question and immediately responds:

i love this dude

joe rogan podcast

me when minos prime casts a death spell on me (the code word is death):

oddly cropped image of sml chars saying "forsaKEN" with the ken in uppercase

im timeless and i wasnt timeful enough