I half-dreamt up a character that kinda looks like this. Do you know if it already exists or did I make it up? Looks familiar

I'm sorry to say this but there was a Tyke and Sons April Fools troll game planned for 2023. It only got as far as this player graphic and then I died.

Look.

I'm lazy.

I'm a lazy cow.

What do you want from me?

I hope you're ready to avoid fish.

Wuah

Only the mightiest of asses can seat itself on that seat!

Posted these images on my Twitter a while back. Nothing to them, just wanted to make new shots :)

Thank you so much! After ten yearTEN YEARS???? I'm finally here! :D

Found a scene that was probably meant as a joke at the time. Had to reassign some textures and updated the lighting to bring you this quick render:

This is relevant to my game