Step one: find Queen...

Step two: Return home...

Step three: Get out of my house!

(NOTE: not an actual ingame screenshot, sorry)

Bernard somewhat knows how Kris feels... (watch till the end).

Why else would Spamton get Bernard to get the disk in this story before Kris?

(Footage from Day of the Tentacle)

Sonic games portrayed by Looney Tunes.

Undertale, but nothing's wrong.

D- DID 1 JUST HE4R A [Big Shot] JUST NOW?!?

UTDR Styled - Toobur (Stickman OC)

"HAPPI HALLOWEN!! I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT [That] IS BUT THERE'S ALWAYS TIME TO BUY [SPAMTON'S KRISTMAS BUNDLE FOR $4.99]!!"

(Do not invite him to your halloween party, he will play multiple christmas ads to the point where Noelle is annoyed.)

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YOU'RE NOT REAL

Tale of the salesman in a nutshell.