Shadow the hedgehog's a dumbass girlfriend fucker.

He pissed on my friggin wife.

That's right, he took his hedgehog-sexin' quilly weiner out and he pissed on my freaking wife, Zooey, and he said his penis was "T H I S B I G" and I said, "shadow, you can't say or do that, it's disgusting!" so, im making a callout post on my gamejolt.com: Shadow the hedgehog you've one SMALL dick. It's the size of this mint except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dongs look like.

[Explosion sounds] That's right, baby. No points, no quills, no spikes. Look at that, it looks like four balls and two bongs! He sexed my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna sex the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER CANON!!!! I filled it up with my PISS, SO HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA?! I PISSED ON THE FUCKING MOON, YOU IDIOT!

You have twenty-three hours and 18 minutes before the piss DRRROPLLLETS hit the Earth. Now get outta my sight before I decide to shoot my laser canon at you too.