Aaaand here's the final version, straight from the early '00s!

I got suddenly nostalgic for old game magazines (please, forgive my typo, it was pride yourself on, not of, darnit)

24 hours to the cat-astrophe.

To celebrate its 5th anniversary, I've written an article about the very first, janky, SCHWB alpha from 2017! Thank you to all of you who followed the game since its inception despite the jank!

https://supercombo.gg/2022/03/17/schwarzerblitz-march-2017-alpha…

Date a gay shark! Or a lesbian disaster! And uncover the mystery behind the Man who Speaks with Flowers in a new Schwarzerblitz short visual novel! Out now: https://gamejolt.com/games/schwarzerblitz-drinkingsharkrhapsody/…

The impossible happened! Schwarzerblitz was featured at EVO 2022 in the Indie Showcase stream, so YES, let me repeat it, SCHWB WAS SHOWN AT EVO 2022!

Thank you all for your continued support, without you and GameJolt, this wouldn't have been possible!

IT'S TIME TO BREAK SOME KNEECAPS! Karin joins the roster of Motionsickness, with her array of turrets, wrench attacks and GIANT RUSSIAN ROBOTS! Out now, with the new version of the alpha!

Due to some issues with setting financial information on GameJolt, I am currently not able to offer the latest DLC through this platform.

"Tales from the Epilogue" is currently available on itch and Steam, but compatible with the GJ version of the game.

I have received a bug report concerning the new alpha: texture glitches only when playing the game in borderless window mode. The bug is under investigation, please play full screen or windowed in the meanwhile.

Karin's trailer is going to drop at 9PM (CEST), 29.01.2022! The new alpha release will become available at the same time! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXyjXjYiRqE