When your foreskin becomes sentient and detaches off of you and it starts to bite you as revenge for you biting it when you were jacking it

Minecraft Youtubers when they go to meet a miner irl but it turns out to be an actual 50 year old miner instead of a child:

Wow, what a great thing to tell me

A weird noise happened in my attic today

Well I guess I'm changing my pfp after like 2 years of having it

Video tape akert

RAAAAAA

Oh yeah btw this was 2 months ago but idc since nobody voted, y'all aint getting no chromatics out of me from the burned cover except for Tyler's chromatic but just as a fuck you, I'm remaking Tyler's chromatic BUT I won't publicly release it

United States project

When you're jacking it but it's not enough so you start biting your foreskin: