recently ive started getting my girlfriend to dress up as squidward and do nice things for me like i imagine squidward would do

this one time i got sick and squidward (my girlfriend) brought me soup and kissed my head and said i was his little krabby patty 💗 ive never felt so loved

ive asked her about having sex while she is in squidward form but she always declines and last time she said she would break up with me if i ask her again

i tried explaining that by doing this shes breaking character because squidward would say yes if i asked him to have sex

is it wrong to love squidward like this? what should i do? how can i get my squidward girlfriend to have sex with me? am i an... lgbt?