We have currently implanted the mind of [REDACTED] into our computer systems in order to learn about the moon. Do not interfere with any of the investigations going on. Due to [REDACTED] behaviour we are hiring a night-guard in order for better security. The pay for minions is up to 2 bananas each shift
Update: You see this before they remove whatever got in has been fucking around with the equipment shouting phrases which as OH YEAH or something. I’m pretty sure it’s also screwing up the robots which makes them go all over the place. I’m pretty sure there going to put in some new security guard due to the fact that the minion bots used to work as security for the facility before that went to shit. I think this new night guard’s called Steve or whatever. He’a a Minion so don’t think he’ll get far and hell the Fucking idiots up in management have didn’t even supply him with good enough equipment. We were told that the new Night-Guard was there due to the fact for more security whatever there spouting is bullshit, I know there is something more to this place.
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