We here at Pantsu Soft are happy to announce Kokoro: Baka Monogatari… an ambitious reboot featuring the survivors of Kokoro no Doki Doki Senpai! The world’s finest visual novel dating sim parody will be available for download in Early 2017.

Kokoro: Baka Monogatari will feature three pursuable bachelorettes and a newly-reopened Sakura Blossom Academy! That’s not all! Each girl will have a completely separate storyline! But wait, there’s more! We’ve watched your Let’s Plays and read your comments. Now with twice the determination and 50% more core staff, we’ve been working tirelessly to bring you a full-scale visual novel with great new features like choices that actually matter, an expanded cast of characters, and slightly more respect for Europeans. We’re even hacking into the mainframe to push the limits of the Ren’Py engine! (And yet who are we to play God?) A single-route playthrough is predicted to take approximately 2 hours, or significantly longer if you’re a moron who can’t read words longer than two syllables. We’ve been carefully selecting every word, diligently rendering works of art, and massaging the numbers to bring you a piping-hot artisanal visual novel that will push the envelope, break the language barrier and blow your mind. There’s plenty of surprises in store, and we hope you’ll join us on this adventure come 2017! We’ll be laughing with you and at you. It’s all in good fun.

Without further ado, let’s meet the main characters!

In order to ensure the highest quality for our friends on OS X, we plan on acquiring a used Mac Mini for use in testing the visual novel. If you really do love us, then please consider making a donation to help us buy a refurbished Mac Mini by clicking here.

Oh, and happy birthday Kokoro! Another year closer to the digital grave.