The sixteen-bit iKuma SARI Slide-Show-Gaming Console was supposed to receive a Vocal-Synthesis-Support-Update before the end of its lifespan, but said feature was cancelled at the last minute, because... well... just listen to this!

Maze Maker - Official JadeJohnson Games Gameplay Showcase

That's right, "The JadeEmatic is coming! BEFORE, the Nintendo ® Switch™ successor!

Although not yet shown here, racing-Games with proper steering-controls are coming to JadeEmatic!

Wild Leak Appeared?!

@ffatalityy — This gal makes the most amazing Microsoft® Paint™ Original Character-Designs we've ever been blessed to have seen! Go check out their work!

How The New BradCoWaiian Dreams Will Run On A Dell Or HP Laptop From 2018 Or Earlier:

For reference, we recommend running this game on an MSI or ASUS laptop from 2022 or later, with either an NVIDIA GeForce RTX 3080 or an AMD Ryzen 9 9950 GPU.

⚠️RTX4090🔥

Have YOU beat the game yet?

Yep, JadeRaw, is REAL! And, it might be coming sooner than we all thought!

Check Out This Dialog Box That Appeared On My Home Screen!