3 months ago

life review

with help from @Afunnifish (he also needs help, mental help.)


---{ Graphics }---

☐ You forget what reality is

☐ Beautiful

☑ Good

☐ Decent

☐ Bad

☐ Don‘t look too long at it

☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---

☐ Very good

☐ Good

☐ It's just gameplay

☐ Mehh

☐ Watch paint dry instead

☑ Just don't

---{ Audio }---

☐ Eargasm

☐ Very good

☐ Good

☑ Not too bad

☐ Bad

☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---

☑ Kids

☑ Teens

☑ Adults

☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---

☐ Check if you can run paint

☐ Potato

☐ Decent

☐ Fast

☑ Rich boi

☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---

☐ Floppy Disk

☐ Old Fashioned

☐ Workable

☐ Big

☐ Will eat 15% of your 1TB hard drive

☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it

☑ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---

☐ Just press 'W'

☐ Easy

☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master

☐ Significant brain usage

☐ Difficult

☑ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---

☐ Nothing to grind

☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks

☑ Isn't necessary to progress

☐ Average grind level

☐ Too much grind

☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---

☐ No Story

☐ Some lore

☐ Average

☑ Good

☐ Lovely

☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---

☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee

☐ Short

☐ Average

☐ Long

☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---

☐ It's free!

☐ Worth the price

☐ If it's on sale

☐ If u have some spare money left

☐ Not recommended

☑ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---

☐ Never heard of

☐ Minor bugs

☐ Can get annoying

☑ ARK: Survival Evolved

☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---

☐ 1

☐ 2

☑ 3

☐ 4

☐ 5

☐ 6

☐ 7

☐ 8

☐ 9

☐ 10

---{ Author }---

https://vojtastruhar.github.io/steam-review-template



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